That would be an awesome superhero name. Alas, I knew that there was a possibility the SOSHSBP may have been premature (and nobody likes that). It's snowing.
And intermittently hailing.
And thundering while it does these things.
I like to think I'm a good sport about cold weather, but come on. I was describing the situation via the interwebs to a friend in Denver, who replied that it sounded like a real shitstorm. Now that I think about it, the only way it could get worse would be actual feces descending from the sky.
Thanks for all of the great comments so far on the mitt pictures. People have raised some really good points, and I've decided I need to get some additional pictures that show the palms. I'd go outside and take some, but you know. Nature be hatin'.